Set the Turtle Free

Hey happy people! Here is a colorful update for you all to enjoy. Here is an acrylic transfer of our new turtle friend. His likeness was stolen from the physical world, and taken into cyber space only to be reborn in the physical world once again as an inkjet print. After that he was crushed against some wet paint and left to dry. After some rough trade this is how he ended up, forever trapped in paint.

Is anything ever fuzzy enough?

So now my rat painting is done, this time forizzles. It just wasn't super cute enough, so I had to go back. Now it's cuteness level is satisfactory.

Smelly rat, smelly rat

The rat is complete!

This painting symbolizes the smell I've been smelling at work for the past week. Something has died inside the wall and has filled the air with the lovely smell of death and old maxi-pads. One day the smell will dissipate, but really this is proof enough for me that 2012 is real. Yolo.

What's your sign?

Good evening folks and wofolks, here is a special treat for your pupils if they are still awake. This is the beginning of an oil painting of our rat friend, last seen knitting in pencil. I never oil paint, a blatant lie, but it's not because painting isn't fun. I just have interests that get in the way of painting.

Good Facial Hair = Good Music

Hey look! I made this from this!

Man, I'm feeling humany today. Isn't that humany?

How would you feel if your father was the last smurf on earth and was recently murdered for being different? Then imagine how it would feel to be the last smurf/human hybrid, living life on the lamb praying that the rain doesn't wash off your makeup. Now finally, imagine what it would be like when you are discovered and your human captors burn you till there is nothing left.

Now imaging being human. Isn't burning smurfs fun?

If you ever have 10 seconds free, you could be an artist.

Look, I made art with spray paint! For the first time ever!