Shhhh... Just eat something.

Hey happy people! How are you? Hopefully you are relaxing and not dealing with a bunch of... distractions. I'm soon to be eating scraps out of my fridge, so I encourage all of you to find a way to act like a rat tonight!

Happy Happy

Hey happy people, and happy new year! I hope you are enjoying time with your brood. If you aren't I hope you are enjoying time without them! See you next year in a few hours!

Let's get weird!

Happy holidays happy people! Here is a new collage to get down on while you are celebrating in whatever way you may be! All that matters is that you have a good night, and get weird.

One hour at a time

Hey happy people! I felt like making a new collage and here it is just in time for the upcoming holiday season. You all can survive it, I believe in all of you!

Set the Turtle Free

Hey happy people! Here is a colorful update for you all to enjoy. Here is an acrylic transfer of our new turtle friend. His likeness was stolen from the physical world, and taken into cyber space only to be reborn in the physical world once again as an inkjet print. After that he was crushed against some wet paint and left to dry. After some rough trade this is how he ended up, forever trapped in paint.

Stay Cool

Hi again happy people! I am clearing off my desktop and this collage was hiding in the corner, so here that is as well! Enjoy a night of overlooked silliness!

At least wear running shoes!

Hey happy people! Here is a collage all about health! Health and fitness depends strongly on motivation, so if it's your goal to run choose something good to run away from!

Spread Dat Hope

Why not, Happy People? Here's a bonus collage just cause!

Just a little TLC

Hey happy people, or should I say goodnight happy people instead.... That probably depends on what time you read this, hopefully it is at night so I'm not being tacky and saying goodnight when I'm about to take a daytime nap. Anyways it is in fact true, I am about to hit the modern day plastic hay any moment now, but first I wanted to show my appreciation to all of you who enjoy my silly collages. Have a great night, or day, and thanks!

Do not collect $200

Hi happy people! Here is a mashed up update for you. If there are two things I know it is this: One, black dont crack. Two, don't go to jail!

Maintain, Brah

Hey happy people! I have a late night update that must be completed quickly. You see I am very tired and am about to go to sleep. While I do that all of you enjoy looking at this thing.... nice, keep it up!

Keep that tie on, buddy.

Hey Happy Folks! Got another collage for you today, and this one involves surfacing truths. Not all secrets can remain secrets forever, especially if they have nervous systems and crave blood. So clean your junk, people, or at least be honest about it!

Buy!

Hey happy people! Here is a dramatic update for this rainy morning. Is drama the fuel that drives you or is it a mire you can't escape from? Either way get out there and support your country you selfish prick!

Pridezilla

Hey happy people! Here is a pride filled update for all of yall! Every year the streets are filled with gayness and every year I buy some new rainbow something. Happy gay pride, everyone! Pride is always good, except when it is white pride.

Great job

Hi happy people! I just wanted you to know that you and yours are doing alright! Stop feeling so guilty about all the tonnage of plastic and soot you have imposed on every life in this area of the milky way. That stuff really isn't a big deal, as long as you are sorry.

Glutens

Hi happy people! I am here with a very inter dimensional update! I am communicating with you from beyond this plane of existence, it is not as cool as it sounds. Hopefully my words are remotely familiar to you, if so or otherwise have a wonderful day!

Pay your Bills!

Hey Happy People! Here is a well sponsored update for all of you! This cute moment is brought to you by our local electric company! Without electricity romance would be much more unpleasant and lingering. Lucky for us we live in modern times!

You can tell that the happiest men...

Hello happy people and rejoice! Here is an exciting update involving bad ass deals. Some deals are so bad ass, it's best we not even know about them.

Just look at dat face!

Hey happy people! Today we have a unnecessary update. It is unnecessary because it is about stress. Stress is something that you can control, the only condition is that you have to give up bullshit. This is a hefty price indeed if you think about it, but with strength and tenacity you can do it. Get over that bullshit!

For only the price of 500 hookers....

Hey happy people! Are you a romantic at heart, but also a huge narcissist who believes that you shouldn't have to face old age and death alone? Well then you should probably get married and use whatever charisma you have to take ownership over another human being's personal life in return for your pathetic devotion towards not dying alone disguised as love for another.