Homemade

Hey look! I made my own egg out of plastic! I feel like a plastic vagina would feel if it felt like a real mom.

Ham ham ham

I tried to make a cool, badass, eggtastic egg pic for this month of August, but it cannot be. The scene I am making hasn't dried, so instead here is a blast from eggs past. This is the Over Easy Hotel. This is where the egg magic happens. You dig? 

The awesome lighting is brought to you by Jason Poncheri (website and facebook page). Check him out!

Smelly Old Eggs!

Here's a blast from egg past! I made these with Jason Poncheri (website and facebook page) I think back in 2009. The set is pretty much made up of inkjet prints, foamcore board, and glue. Then add some lighting magic and this is what you get. Egg, friggin, bowling!

Oooo! Look at that one!

Happy birthday America! I may be a day late, but it could have been worse, if Independence Day was on the 2nd I would be three days late! But so what? Being late to a party is what cool kids do, and hating on your own country is also what cool kids do, so I'm killing two bratty birds with one douchebag stone!

Hopefully all of you had fun last night, and are busy giving our birthday girl America the gift she loves most, which is of course sad people working 40 hour "part time" jobs for next to no money. It wouldn't be a gift if you got paid amirite?!

And be sure to check out Jason Poncheri's website and facebook page!

Take a Break!

Here's hoping that all the dads in America who still have jobs are having a great day off. Although if you are taking a day off, even a Sunday, that might make you look less valuable in the eyes of employers. So hopefully if you still have that job come Monday, todays laziness was all worth it. Meanwhile if you happen to be one of those rare fathers who actually live with or in some way have contact with your offspring, and if by chance they don't yet realize they have the ability to sue you or at the very least falsify claims of abuse, then feel free to make them do a few chores. Lay back and forget... forget about how dads are no longer in charge, how authority now equals meanness, how having conviction is now being selfish and unyielding, and how children have whims that you bend to and not the other way around. Forget about that, for today, because today you get to pretend to be they guy with slippers, instead of acting like the carpet that is walked on.

Nice lines!

Hope you people are all enjoying the day off. Have fun eating a chunk of a life form that didn't get the day off being murdered for the pleasure of your senses! Here's another incredible egg picture in honor of this day when men fought for us freemen to have discounts on mattresses and used cars.
Todays egg pic is once again brought to you with the help of Jason Poncheri, check out his facebook page!

HMD Word up

Happy Mother's Day to all the great moms out there, even though I only know one personally.

Holiday Weekends make for Eggy Weeks

Happy Earth Day, friends of SNICHOPHOTO. Here's a new pic by my friend Jason (check out his Facebook page!) and myself to help ring in the holiday. The earth and moon combo was hand crafted by yours truly in the classical tradition of Styrofoam balls, paper mache, and paint. Peace and love and all that, in fact, here's a song:




Fly on Earf!

Little Distractions... Bigger Distractions... Happy Holidays!

A new egg pic has been created! My friend Jason and I put this together last night, and he stayed up editing it, so thanks Jason! Check out his FB page as well.

Wish Granting Embryo Action

Here is a new egg picture, this can only mean that I should post some old egg pictures here! Either way, happy March holiday!

This little setup for da egg, hat included, was made by me, and lit and shot by my friend Jason Poncheri. Check out his website and facebook page.