Hey happy people! I hope you are enjoying this Holy week. Luckily for me my own made up Holy days happen to fall upon this week of equally made up Holy days, so all of us get to celebrate together! So as my offering I present some handcrafted animals for your and your god's viewing pleasure. I know most Gods of man prefer cold hard cash, but these will have to do.
First up is a chillaxin' puffin who is looking for some hacky sack partners. Spring is supposedly in bloom, so get those sacking ankles ready!
Nextly is an bulimic snake, well right now he is, sometimes he is an anorexic snake... let's just say that this is a snake with body dysmorphic disorder. And just so you all know, March is Reptilian Body Dysmorphia Awareness Month.
And last up is an otter who is kicking some 16bit ass. He must be fighting the last dude of a game, or he is on his final lap. I see no other reason to stand while playing, that is unless you have restless leg syndrom. And just so you all know, April is Aquatic Mammal Restless Leg Syndrom Awareness Month.
