Seasons greetings fellow friends and paper fans! I'm talking about humans who are fans of paper, it would be silly to offer time sensitive greetings to a fan made of paper. Paper fans don't really care. So before the season ends, let's get to bidnezz.
Here we have a current event collage! It seems that good natured people have just about had it up to here with naughty, no-good-nick, word-rhyming ruffians, and they've charged the cops with the task of taking care of those... types of people. As a result things seem to be getting... back on track... and this holiday season is predicted to be more... traditional... than ever! I say, here comes the neighborhood!
