Isn't it incredible, folks? If I wasn't witnessing it myself I still wouldn't believe it! How can this be?! The legendary Master-of-War and veteran Sir Squirrel is running against the out and out champion of business: C. Clove Pigg. In a race like this it isn't about who you are in favor of, it's all about who you are against. So which is it? Are you a bigot, or do you hate freedom?
