"Look! Wild marshmallow peeps! SHHHHH, shut up and pass me the jimmies!" - Nature Loving Marshmallow.
Sadly that is only the first half of this Things Doing Stuff story, moments after the feeding the wild sugarbirds stomaches swelled and the critters exploded. Don't feed the birds.
Speaking of birds, say hello to this flashing bald eagle. Is he selling hot merch, or just letting the world know his cloaca?
Next up is an armadillo that just can't seem to master the back swing. (The secret is booze)
And lastly we have a stinkbug who is hoping to get the high score just so he can be a douche and make his initials spell FAG. Goddamn stinkbugs.
