Happy birthday America! I may be a day late, but it could have been worse, if Independence Day was on the 2nd I would be three days late! But so what? Being late to a party is what cool kids do, and hating on your own country is also what cool kids do, so I'm killing two bratty birds with one douchebag stone!
Hopefully all of you had fun last night, and are busy giving our birthday girl America the gift she loves most, which is of course sad people working 40 hour "part time" jobs for next to no money. It wouldn't be a gift if you got paid amirite?!
And be sure to check out Jason Poncheri's website and facebook page!
