Here's hoping that all the dads in America who still have jobs are having a great day off. Although if you are taking a day off, even a Sunday, that might make you look less valuable in the eyes of employers. So hopefully if you still have that job come Monday, todays laziness was all worth it. Meanwhile if you happen to be one of those rare fathers who actually live with or in some way have contact with your offspring, and if by chance they don't yet realize they have the ability to sue you or at the very least falsify claims of abuse, then feel free to make them do a few chores. Lay back and forget... forget about how dads are no longer in charge, how authority now equals meanness, how having conviction is now being selfish and unyielding, and how children have whims that you bend to and not the other way around. Forget about that, for today, because today you get to pretend to be they guy with slippers, instead of acting like the carpet that is walked on.
