I've got bad news and good news and some worse news depending on what kind of person you are, person in question...
What's the bad news?
You're coming with us!
Wait! What's the good news?
Celebrity cells have been found on your dick skin!
Is that even good news? Well what's the other news?
It's been tested positive for marijuana.
Hey! You tricked me into asking those questions in a stupid order! What's your badge number?
