As more and more kids are born from the kids who were born ten years ago you've probably had the thought, "Soon enough myself or one of my many children will probably have a child."
You. Are. CORRECT. That's where I come in. I'm here to sell you a 100% guaranteed effective autism vaccine vaccine that will not only make your child immune to all the autism vaccines, but in fact give your child autism. These days with most children being born autistic and even famous celebrity moms having autistic children you shouldn't take the risk of not being included. But don't do it for you, do it for your child. As the population nears 12 billion, non-autistic children only make up less than 10% of all children. This puts them at a serious disadvantage in life. They could be made fun of or "picked on." They could be the victim of violent acts because of symmetry distain. They could be left out of parties or other autistic children activities. This is very important because not being invited to parties has also been linked to childhood diabetes.
These are not matters to be joked about under any circumstance, so please, buy my vaccine vaccine. Do it NOW!
